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hi my name is chris f.usa.universityofmaryland collegelyf + goterps

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" Fiction gives us empathy: it puts us inside the minds of other people, gives us the gifts of seeing the world through their eyes. Fiction is a lie that tells us true things, over and over. "
- Neil Gaiman- Fahrenheit 451 Introduction (via dortheaisles)

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

theboywhofangirled:

moriartyandsons:

theboywhofangirled:

idlely-rambling:

sherlocking-my-way-to-gallifrey:

noxbat23:

theboywhofangirled:

LEGS

SHOULDERS

KNEES

AND TOES

YOU IDIOTS IT’S HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES GET IT RIGHT

YOU’RE THE ONE THAT STARTED IT WITH LEGS???

THIS WASN’T MEANT TO HAPPEN

(Source: kimpossibooty)

" When a man watches a woman get fucked on screen, he sees his conquest, his fuck doll, his wet-dream inspired perfect sex object, served up for him on a silver platter, gift wrapped and ribboned, ready for his consumption. But a woman- she sees herself. She masturbates to her own objectification, commodification, dehumanization and sexual punishment. She masturbates to ‘shut up and take it, slut’. She masturbates to ‘I’ll shove two dry fingers in your cunt, that’ll teach you’. She masturbates to ‘this is what your body is for. A vessel for my cock. A meal to chew up and spit out. A body to wipe drool and semen on. This is who you are’. "
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Gia London on what it’s like to watch mainstream porn as a woman

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